~I wish ther was a rumor about me and a lot of girls....let's start one!
~Why is the Toronto Department of Hazardous Materials here?? Did we do something??
~Everyone visits the can.
~DUCK!!....Look it's a duck.
~There's free chese in the dinning room.
~It's [titanic 2--ice bergs view] gonna be for about 2 1/2 hours, then BOOM a ship and it's over....and maybe a couple of crying penguins.
~YOU WON A BOX OF CEREAL!! YEAH!!
~Sir, will you please pull over? Your hair style is outta date.
~I wanna score tonight!
~My ball's stuck!
~They all know I hate heights, but they still push us to fly in every show. Why can't we just jump around a lot & call it even?
~We don't need respect of album sales. What we need are Jell-o shots.
~We're sorry we suck.
~We are so lost, can we stop at a 7-11 and ask for directions?
~Can we put the room over here?
~He took 20 Elmos and built him up a jacket.
~Joey kissed Lance!
~You know what's gonna happen don't you? Next time we come to Grand Rapids they're gonna be throwing Cookie Crips on stage. I can feel it!
(jumping on Lance)~Who's your daddy?!
~3 things I'd bring on the deserted island? I'd bring my skates, a coke machine and the Spice Girls!
~Tackle CARSON!!
~The phone lines are open. Why aren't you calling?
~Get off me, you old poodle head!
~I think we're all mutts.
~Will I get in trouble for this?
~Hey Lance, do the Poofoo sone buddy!
~Start the show! Start it! I don't care is the lights are on. Start the show!
~Joey stick your tongue right there!
~I don't think any of us are cooks....but I make a mean Pop-Tart!
~I think I'm in Lance's dream!
~If I were a Spice Girls, I'd be Taco Spice!
~We never went on family vacations, we were too poor. A family vacation for us was leaving town and going to the mall. Whoo, vacation!
~Oh that's my hair, man. That's au natural. I was born with dreads. I was born with a weave.
~Hey, you can mess up the face....but definately not the hair!
~This is me at work. Hello, Chris at work!
~He's got a neelaphocia..needleaphoia. How do you say that? He's even afraid of like really pointy pencils.
~We fight, we argue, but then we praise each other. We get along and hang out! It's kinda sick, but....
~Everybody make an ocean of people!
~We're gonna take you all on!
~Look here sandwich eatin' boy!
~I don't care. Tell me I'm a jerk again, I don't care, just say it in French.
~Don't kill me, PASS ME!
~Okay, lets all sit in the van and have hundreds and hundreds of people pounding on the van, just for practice.
~Fine, just yell at me then.
~Did you ever fell like youwere being watched by flesh eating monkeys form outer space?
~Pull my finger.
~Hey I think I see a Loch Ness monster in my lake. Oh never mind, they're really big ducks.
~Oh yeah, like have you ever seen someone who's been dropped on their face onto concrete? That's what his girlfriends look like!
~Look at the tree. Just look at it.
~Tacky's cool.
~I was gonna say how can you mispronounce JC? That's pretty bad.
~Joey get off his lap.
~Oh wait. Right now we'll clear out and show you the Lance really can't dance.
~I'm Scottish, Indian and Spanish. I was born in Pennsylvania.
~Underneath it all he has tighty whiteys and then there is a G-String.
~Gwen Stenfani. And it's not really a crush, cause I know she wants me.
~She's had some much hair under her arms, she looked like Buckwheat in a headlock!
~Is THAT what 'LOL' means?
~He's a fashion victim. When we first got together, he's wear something just tacky. Now it's full-blown Chewbacca.
~I drive myself crazy....get it?? DRIVING crazy?? Go Karts?? Get it??
~Lance start the wave!!
~I have a pet!
~This is a quiet zone.
~No pressure, I was the first one cut. Thank you for coming!
~They're painting a beard on Wade, 'cause he's only 12.
~You know what, your at about a 8. I need you at about a 4.
~Can you see me past JC's hair?
~Are we done yet? Are we done yet? Are we done yet? Are we done yet?
~I am the weirdest mix. You know, Chief Sitting Bull bumped into the Lucky Charms dude bumped into the Columbian Coffee guy. I don't know.
~You can embarrass us by having Joey come out on stage.
~What? You're not talking to me now?
~Oh, there's Debbie Gibbson!
~Ask me! Ask me! Ask me if I'm afraid.
~Look, we have colors. Red means right, blue means....not right.
~Oh somebody's bitter!
~I think I pulled something in my ass.
~Hi ET! Welcome inside our party. Have some fries and stuff.
~And I'm thinking that's the way the early millennium is going ot be - biker shorts and tank tops. Mark my words.
~Hey do you see that staircase that's lit up behind us? That was the most expensive thing on our tour. It was like 40 bucks.
~That blow up Joey is still freaking me out.
~We were the last to close out Three Rivers and isn't it great to preform on the new Heinz Field. I love Pittsburgh.
~Those are our Sushi Cheif outfits.
~You'd better be careful. You're on The View.
~I want to be a muppet.
~I get stickers ever time I flop the little guy.
~Home is where the suitcase is.
~You ever eat cereal with Half and Half? It's disgusting.
~We're in the sink.
~Joey get off his lap!
~I am NOT a dork! Take it back.
~Imagine everybody in their underwear.
~I didn't want to grow up and be a woman.
~I was thinkin' somethin' original, like Dumbo.
~She got WAY friendly with the hand grestures!
~I love her...that ...that...ok she's not human...ewww...JC turn it off.
~Do you remember Buddy Holly, when he was cool, like in the 50's? Well, that's waht JC tries to look like.
~He babies us!
~Ok I'm just gonna back myself right on outta here before the cheek pinching starts.
~Basically, Lance is a nerd in the movie and Joey is a bigger nerd.
~About 8 years ago, I took pictures at Sea World. I got fired because I wasn't obnoxious enough. I'd tell people, "Look, I've got to take 20 pictures before I can go back in the air conditioning. So would you let me take your picture? I don't care if you but them or not."
~We weren't gonna call it "Let's Lick Candy" or something like that.
~It's called, "There's the Waitress Who Came In and Slipped and Spilled Her Drink."
~Rich people's food sucks.
~I think she's a professional girlfriend.
~He designed that?! I'm gonna hit him in the head!*
~Ok, this is what's called my hole. This is where Anthony says, "Get in your hole..." and I get in. Except he says, "Get in my box," and I do. As you can see I really like being-
(box is closed)
Hey I can't breathe! Help me! I'm claustrafabric! Excuse me, I have a problem with my elbow.
~I'm the leader. Don't listen to the rest of them. I'm the leader. I'm in charge. Which way do we go?
~If my gardening gig at the Playboy mansion calls...I'm outty.
~Basically whatever I say goes. I am the oldest. I am the wisest. I am the most intelligent of the group. See, that's not how it works. See, what it is is that I have a college degree. And nobody else in the group has one. And basically everybody listens to me, Ok.
~This has been an *NSync prodution. (it's supposted to be that way)
~Hello, my name is George. I need some cheese, please.
~If you don't come to the next *NSync charity basketball game, here in Atlanta next year, we'll have Justin come get you!
~That was funny, ha-ha, get out!
~Hey look we're cutting in front of everyone and these people don't seem to mind!
~We always check behind us when we drive off. To make sure nobody is lying dead in the street.
~I won't get married probably, because any girl won't take me.
~I'm the grandfather of the group.
~He had a chicklet stuck in his head.
~I'm gonna kill JC!
~Uh, are you calling me a liar?
~I can never mix fruit right!
~I'm Chris. I'm the bass of the grop. I always talk really low. Right Lance?
~That's okay you lost anyway.
~Is your phone working?
~You don't have to say you're sorry.
~Oh great. Des Moines, Iowa, thanks for the glass. Everybody on my Christmas list is going to be getting glasses from everywhere.
~We have pens now? I'm embarassed for myself.
~That's JC on the Wonder Years.
~Yes, yes, yes here we go! JC has got to go!
~Yeah, Justin's got a girlfriend. His girlfriend is Lance.
~I'm from this planet...I'm from Clarion, Pennsylvania. (i love this one)
~Yes. True. His name was HnR Puffinstuff.
~He talks on the phone all night and I can't get to sleep. It's annoying!
~Shut up you 19-year-old virgin!
~You want Justin's body, don't you? HUH?
~Seriously, I'm gonna be the most popular, Justin. You just wait! When this head gear comes off, I'm gonna kick your ass!
~Oh GOD, not that SHIRT!
~DON'T TOUCH ME!
~It's like sucky, in a cool way.
~Space is cool!
~What happens if I stare at it too long?
~Hey! Guess what I am for Halloween? A Backstreet Boy!
~Hey! You got something on your face! Go like this...OK just yell at me then!
~It's like you're running in a forest, you're running in a forest *slaps forhead* and you hit a tree.
~Actually, me and Lance have to sit on oppsite ends of the couch, 'cause we'll cat fight. We're like two Chinese fighting fish!
~I make a mean Pop-Tart!
~Let's just take it and run.
~We're going to break every limb today!
~I don't golf. Unless it's full contact.
~It's a dude video. It has everything we like: trains, cars, chicks and dogs. Well, maybe not trains. Cars, chicks and dogs we like. The trains were thrown in cause Joey and I didn't have anything to do.
~Green. Green M&M's are the coolest.
~Girls have cooties. I learned that at a very young age...What was the question?
(after seeing a picture of Joey dressed as a woman) ~Group meeting after the show.
~Look at YOUR hair? Look at MY-Yeah, look at your hair.
~The best approach is 'Hi', not 'AHHHHH!'
~If you're happy and you know it push 44...44!
~We're sneaky, we're like stealth. We're coming under the covers, it's scary man.
~Wanna see my car? I have a Budget!
~We want Lance, we want Lance, we want Lance...
~I like wearing Lance's underwear, it's rather spacious.
~Justin Timberlake is a meanie!
Q: Chris....
Chris: That's me.
Chris: You look good for being killed.
Justin: Thanks man.
Q: What are your future plans?
Chris: Tomorrow we're gonna wake up, that's our future plan!
Q: Which *NSync member would you like to chill with?
Chris: Unless Joey eats Taco Bell, then it's not Joey.
JC: 5 years is not a problem. Now like 20, 30 years, mama, then we're all going to have back problems, knee problems...I know one thing. I'm going to be a lot hairier.
Chris: Oh, for God sakes! You're going to have hairy ears. We're going to sell out to Bic. Forget Chilli's. Bic Savers! 'N Sync uses them, so should you! Joey shaves his back! JC shaves his ears! Chris shaves his feet!
Lance: Could you imagine if we had a monkey around with us at all times?
Chris: We do. We call him Joey.
Q: Who's the worst dancer?
Chris: ME!
JC: You went to three last weekend!
Chris: Yeah, three in one night! And on Superbowl weekend, I went out Thursday night and woke up Monday morning with a hangover!
Q: Do you guys share cloths?
Chris: It's not called sharing, it's called stealing. We steal from each other all the time.
